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So there I am, on a plane with Petr Nevded, and I’m wondering if this will be a weekend so unlucky that I don’t make it back.

A couple of weeks ago, I got lucky and scored four tickets to the World Series. Game Six. In Detroit. The problem was that I had to find a flight to Det ...

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A HIDDEN DISEASE. (2006 July 2006) (Dedicated to all the victims of bullying. Here in new Zealand second highest rate of suicicde in the world at one time.) A pack of wolves, Their eagerness reined, Like men imprisioned, whose appetites are awakened to maim...destroy. Anilihate. Await ...

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i write what i feel, and i feel that there is actually a purpose for us, something lifelong, why would we live for 80-100 years if there was no point? just to make money, be greedy, and die? do you give money to the needy? if i had money to give i wouldnt be a snobish prick and keep it when i kno ...

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As i sit in my cold room i slip off into another realm a realm of putrid hate a realm to me which leaves no fate im damned till my end my feelings may never mend i feel used like im acused acused of being a nobody like my family refused to want me like im a discrace a loser in a long ...

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My love has been taken And my soul is forsaken. I gave my love to another With the thought that I could never lose a lover. I guess I was wrong in one way or the other, In these years I thought I knew what love was... Now love to me, is a dove that cannot be caught My pain will continue t ...

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Sometimes I think to myself that it would be nice to be a monk. Living peacefully with no material possessions except the robe on my back, and the bowl I use to eat food out of. Reading and meditating the day away in a world free of all the material objects that distract us from day to day.
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There’s place you can visit if you’re ever long on time and short on ideas. It’s the celebration of the weird and twisted. It’s the hole next to that alley. It’s the closet in your room or the hill-top in the valley. The place no one ever bothers to go only because they d ...

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Soon as he received the call he left work and rushed right up to the hospital. He parked in the doctor’s only parking lot and entered the building via the ambulance entrance as though he worked at the place. "Where’s my boy?" he retorted with a shakey voice. "I need to find my b ...

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Yahoo Messenger (3-4-05)

Mrove22: BUZZ

Clark1000: Hi

Mrove22: Hey, how’s it going?

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Mrove22: Me

Clark1000: hahahaha Sarah or Mike?

Mrove22: Sarah. I’m glad you’re here, I have somet ...

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Part II

"Glenna!" Tana shouted. Glenna did not respond; kept pacing with her amp rifle slung over her shoulder.

"Glenna!" Tana’s voice again, this time more insistent. Glenna stopped pacing on a dime, a plume of red dust exploding as she did so. She stood still, s ...

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August 31, 2005

(Received) After Tsatso’s escape he high tailed it in the direction of Miracle even though he knew he didn’t have enough fuel to make it there. (and that he’d be incinerated if he did). The hope was that he would meet up with Alton Two which he had known was ...

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It’s the morning

Phone ringing

It’s mom

Telling me my namesake is gone

Great Grandfather



Cecil

Ninety-some years old

He’s went to that great

Island In The Sun

To be with his wi ...

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The question I've been asked most in the last three months is: "Why did you move to Seattle?" At first the question didn't bother me, but after hearing it for the 300th time I came up with a slew of altered answers.

  • "That's where my cult is holding its bake sale/mass ...

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WARNING: This contains unsettling accounts of my self indulgence.,

I was going to write about my recent failed attempt at love. It was going to be a thinly veiled metaphor comparing my now retired best friend to a sports car. It was running out of gas and the situation changed. I was ...

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Please excuse this break from the “Back in the Saddle” issue of itwillfail. I need a few minutes on the soapbox if you don’t mind.


Gay marriage as you know has been the topic of choice for the news lately. I guess that’s fine. Quite honestly, I wa ...

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She rode into the parking lot on a black motorcycle. It looked like a Honda but I can’t say for sure. I know it wasn’t a Harley-Davidson or a Kawasaki. Her bike had black carbon-fiber saddle bags that added to the futuristic/alienish look to the bike. I can only imagine what devic ...

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WARNING: THE STORY BELOW IS GRAPHIC. CONSIDER YOURSELF CAUTIONED.

I left the restaurant with a salivating mouth, my motorcycle’s vibration unable to top my excitement of killing another mark. In one way or another, we all deserve to die. God has made me his angel of death. For ...

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I met Alexander Ellis years ago, and we’d talk from time to time. I wasn’t surprised to get a voice-message from him; it was when I called him back that I got my surprise. I dialed his office, but a female voice answered the phone.

"Hello?" she said.

"Hi this is E ...

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There once was a very successful businessman who soon was promoted to partner in his firm. He was a hard worker, who came in early and sayed late, who attend all the office meetings and took part in planning most events. He very much deserved this promotion.

As partner of his firm, he r ...

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five a.m.
I am awake
again I dreamt
she was there

I try
really I do
but she
the epitome

maybe another will replace
this icon in my mind
death not the option
my fault, my burden

the good times
consoling
and no e ...

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The Tigers have clawed their way back into first place in the American League Central with key players still on the DL.

Now, Rogers and Robertson sleighted to get back into the groove, Leyland will have some key decisions to make. And, the Tigers, however good they have been, can only get ...

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A BEGINNERS GUIDE TO THE SOUTH

Lets face it, the South can be a scary place. Sure, the Civil War is over, but unfortunately this will not prevent you from getting shot in the face by a musket at point blank range as you enter the Wafflehouse. Talking to shopkeepers and so fort ...

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It was a beautiful day for a voyage. Andros had finally returned from his mission and the family could at last set sail for the neighboring island of Llana. Raj, son of Andros The Protector was to be married to the fair Adara, daughter of Nadav The Generous.

Raj was one of those ra ...

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It was a lazy Sunday. I was sitting in my livingroom with my feet upon an upturned laundry basket, a bowl of Doritos upon my lap, watching the Lions. The last I remember before the events I wish to describe occured, they were beating the Bears by a score of seven to nothing.

My kid’s ...

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The cigarette gave off one last wisp of smoke as it was crushed into the glass of the ashtray. Smoke filled the air, not that you could see it; darkness filled the room. The smell of stale smoke and whiskey filled the air in the dark room, unnoticed by its lone occupant. Fingers fumbled in the da ...

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